Stoner Patch Dummies - 500mg THC
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Xpresspost
2 to 3 days, coast to coast
Discreet
Odour-proof, plain box
Live tracking
Emailed same evening
Free gift
On orders over $150
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Stoner Patch Dummies -
• Cannabis infused Sour Patch Kids candy
• Great for recreational or medicinal use
• Sour and sweet then stoned
• 500mg THC total
• Choose from 4 delicious fruity flavors
• 10 servings per package (50mg each 500mg total)
Unwrap Stoner Patch Dummies – 500mg THC, a cannabis-infused gummy candy that remixes your childhood favourite with a hefty 500mg THC punch. These Stoner Patch Dummies come in four sour-then-sweet fruity flavours, offering a thrilling high in every bite. For instance, they start with a tart kick, then sweeten up fast. Each pack holds 10 servings at 50mg THC per gummy, perfect for dosing. Plus, they blend fun with potency seamlessly. Thus, they suit both recreational users and those seeking relief.
Now, let’s chew into the details. Modelled after Sour Patch Kids, these gummies pack a total of 500mg THC, split into 10 chewy pieces. Initially, you’ll feel a sour zing that fades to sweetness, followed by a wave of euphoria. Then, a relaxing buzz settles in, balancing the high. Unlike mild edibles, these hit hard with 50mg per serving—ideal for seasoned users. Indeed, they’re great for kicking back or sparking a laugh with friends. As a result, they’re a top pick for a potent, tasty escape.
Beyond that, the flavour lineup shines. Choose from four fruity options, each crafted with natural flavours and a sour-sweet dance. Moreover, the ingredients—like cannabis oil, sugar, and citric acid—keep it simple yet bold. Consequently, every bite delivers a nostalgic vibe with a stoner twist. For medicinal use, they excel too. They tackle stress, chronic pain, and tension with ease. Plus, they’re discreet and easy to dose, making them a go-to edible.
These gummies stand out in the THC candy world, blending fun and function. Therefore, they’re perfect for a solo chill or a social sesh. Grab a pack from your favourite dispensary and enjoy a sour, sweet, stoned ride.
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How is it shipped and how long does it take?
Plain, odour-proof box by Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking. 2 to 3 days to most addresses, a bit longer for rural and northern routes. Order by 2 PM Pacific and it ships the same day. Shipping is free over $150 and a $15 flat rate under that.
How do I pay?
Interac e-Transfer, through your own online banking. Place the order, we email you the recipient and the exact amount, you send the transfer with your order number in the message. We ship the same day payment lands. Unpaid orders release back to stock after 24 hours.
I'm new to this. How much should I take?
We can't tell you what a product will do for you, and we don't make effect claims. The standard guidance from Health Canada is start low and go slow. With edibles that means 2.5mg THC or less and waiting, because they can take 30 minutes to 2 hours to kick in. With flower, start with less than you think.
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