★★★★★
Hybrid
Unicorn Piss Strain - THC Distillate
5.0(average, 3 reviews)J
joyfullcarcassVerified buyer· Jan 13, 2026
Super strong, smooth, and tastes great.
$32.50
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Tap into Unicorn Piss Strain – THC Distillate, a cannabis concentrate that mixes the smooth, balanced hybrid vibes of Zkittlez ZOZ and Cat Piss into a potent, giggle-inducing treat with a 50% sativa, 50% indica split. For instance, Unicorn Piss Strain – THC Distillate brings on a happy high that’s perfect for kicking back or lifting your mood. And yo, its citrusy, peppery flavour adds a fun twist. Plus, this distillate form keeps it pure and strong. In fact, it’s anything but silly despite the wild name.
This strain hits you with a burst of euphoria that gets you laughing quick. So, it’s great for shaking off a rough day or just chilling out. What’s more, its uplifting buzz eases you out of stress and aches without knocking you out flat. Just a heads-up, its calming effects make it ace for unwinding any time. In other words, you get a mix of creativity and relaxation that suits both day and night. And yeah, it’s a solid choice if you’re after a balanced high with no heavy crash.
Unicorn Piss is a champ at tackling anxiety and depression, lifting you up when you’re down. What’s cool, it also helps with chronic pain and stress, offering a happy, relaxed vibe that sticks around. As a result, it’s perfect for anyone needing a break from life’s grind without losing the spark. And hey, its THC distillate form means you get a clean, potent hit every time you dab or vape, no fuss needed.
Now, let’s talk flavour, ‘cause it’s a big draw, with a zesty lemon-orange kick, plus peppery, sour notes. Notably, the aroma blends citrus, herbal, and a touch of skunk for a bold vibe. Thus, each hit feels like a treat, delivering a smooth, uplifting high that’s tough to beat. Score this dope distillate at Haute Health and enjoy the ride.
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How is it shipped and how long does it take?
Plain, odour-proof box by Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking. 2 to 3 days to most addresses, a bit longer for rural and northern routes. Order by 2 PM Pacific and it ships the same day. Shipping is free over $150 and a $15 flat rate under that.
How do I pay?
Interac e-Transfer, through your own online banking. Place the order, we email you the recipient and the exact amount, you send the transfer with your order number in the message. We ship the same day payment lands. Unpaid orders release back to stock after 24 hours.
I'm new to this. How much should I take?
We can't tell you what a product will do for you, and we don't make effect claims. The standard guidance from Health Canada is start low and go slow. With edibles that means 2.5mg THC or less and waiting, because they can take 30 minutes to 2 hours to kick in. With flower, start with less than you think.
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