cart to couch, in five steps

The whole thing, start to mailbox. No account needed, no card required, nothing printed on the box.

1
pick your deals
The board resets at midnight PT. Choose a size, set a quantity, add. Over $150 the shipping goes free and a free gift unlocks.
See today's board →
75% off
today's steepest cut
1000mg Gigantic THC Maple Leaf Gummy
$25.00$100.00
2
one-page checkout
Email, address, done. You can still edit the order right on the checkout page. Guest checkout works; with an account the order saves to your dashboard. The legal-age checkbox is the law, and we check ID once on your first order.
3
send the e-Transfer
We email the recipient, exact amount and a reference code. Two minutes in your banking app. Lands before 2 PM PT, ships the same day. Unpaid orders release back to stock after 24 hours.
bank-to-bank · no card processor · no purchase history sold
4
we pack it boring
Heat-sealed twice, plain brown box, a numbered company on the label. Zero smell, zero branding. Tracking hits your inbox the same evening.
5
2 to 3 days to your mailbox
Canada Post Xpresspost, coast to coast. 3 days if you are somewhere the moose outnumber people. Points land on your account the moment payment clears.

The whole thing, start to mailbox. No account needed, no card required, nothing printed on the box.

1
pick your deals
The board resets at midnight PT. Choose a size, set a quantity, add. Over $150 the shipping goes free and a free gift unlocks.
See today's board →
75% off
today's steepest cut
1000mg Gigantic THC Maple Leaf Gummy
$25.00$100.00
2
one-page checkout
Email, address, done. You can still edit the order right on the checkout page. Guest checkout works; with an account the order saves to your dashboard. The legal-age checkbox is the law, and we check ID once on your first order.
3
send the e-Transfer
We email the recipient, exact amount and a reference code. Two minutes in your banking app. Lands before 2 PM PT, ships the same day. Unpaid orders release back to stock after 24 hours.
bank-to-bank · no card processor · no purchase history sold
4
we pack it boring
Heat-sealed twice, plain brown box, a numbered company on the label. Zero smell, zero branding. Tracking hits your inbox the same evening.
5
2 to 3 days to your mailbox
Canada Post Xpresspost, coast to coast. 3 days if you are somewhere the moose outnumber people. Points land on your account the moment payment clears.

pick your deals