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Indica dominant
Chuck Norris Strain Flower - Indica Dominant Hybrid
4.8(average, 25 reviews)R
rac7551Verified buyer· Sep 15, 2025
Felt like I got hit by Chuck Norris himself. Amazing 10/10
$13.00/g
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Indica dominant
Chuck Norris, not to be confused with the roundhouse kicker himself, is an indica-dominant hybrid strain that packs some serious punch - and kick, apparently. Although we don't know its true parentage, it's very fitting because nobody seems to be able to agree whether this strain's namesake is a god, a man, a Sith Lord or the second coming of the messiah. What we do know about these hard-hitting nugs is that they're dense, they're heavy, they last a long time and their effects will keep you spinning like... well, like a martial-artist roundhouse kicking an opponent in the face.
Chuck Norris strain is a sight to behold, as visually appealing as they are to smoke. With dense, arrowhead-like nugs, a thick trichome coating and lots of shiny orange hairs - kinda like the beard of a certain someone we know - these flowers will delight your every sense. Pungent aromas of spice, skunk, pine and essence of the woods themselves, Chuck Norris tastes & smells like a Walker Texas Ranger would - not that you'd be able to subdue him long enough to eat him.
Chuck Norris strain hits hard, and with the kind of precision that even Bruce Lee would have to think twice about dodging. These nugs are overwhelmingly energizing at first, but they settle into a calm-focused demeanor that might help you in a battle royale tournament of fists & feet or fury. You won't be overly skittish or jittery, because any strain named after the man-with-no-need-for-plans has got to be deeply relaxing too - Chuck knows how to meditate, after all.
With its high 20-28% THC levels, Chuck Norris cannabis flowers will take care of you like they were your very own sensei. Hold on, pay attention, and kick your cravings in their @$$ with this one-of-a-kind strain from Haute Health.
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How is it shipped and how long does it take?
Plain, odour-proof box by Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking. 2 to 3 days to most addresses, a bit longer for rural and northern routes. Order by 2 PM Pacific and it ships the same day. Shipping is free over $150 and a $15 flat rate under that.
How do I pay?
Interac e-Transfer, through your own online banking. Place the order, we email you the recipient and the exact amount, you send the transfer with your order number in the message. We ship the same day payment lands. Unpaid orders release back to stock after 24 hours.
I'm new to this. How much should I take?
We can't tell you what a product will do for you, and we don't make effect claims. The standard guidance from Health Canada is start low and go slow. With edibles that means 2.5mg THC or less and waiting, because they can take 30 minutes to 2 hours to kick in. With flower, start with less than you think.
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